voltard

A voltard is a person who volunteers for an organisation but is also half retarded.

Voltards can often be seen in public in their volunteer uniform looking for random public praise. The commonly wear the uniform to fast food outlets looking for a 55 cent discount, then take to social media when they don’t get it.

Voltards are volunteers who think there as good as professionals. They constantly interfere with the professionals of the same organisation as they could never pass the requirements to be a professional so they volunteer instead.

Voltards claim they are actively involved but in reality 48000 if the 52000 voltards actually just cut sandwiches.

Voltards can be identified with many stickers all over their car showing they are a volunteer. They don’t volunteer for the accolades but get upset if they aren’t getting accolades and will do anything for recognition.

“Did you see that voltard ten cars in from with save the CFA stickers all over his car..”

“See him, how could you fucking miss him!”

by MyMagoo May 7, 2018

VKtard

A term for those who are way too obsessed with the anime "Vampire Knight". This anime is said to be over-rated, similar to the term "Narutard".

VKtard
Like "omg zero is so hawtt" or
"vampire knight is the best anime evar!"
"but i'll still be a narutard! as well as a VampireKnightard....yeaa... XD. "
"Best anime of the year"

by Wolfspice August 12, 2008

Vtard

Hurtful mix between Vtuber and retard, mainly used by people who hate Vtubers.

Man 1: Hey you heard of Vtubers?
Man 2: You mean Vtards?
Man 1: That's kind of offensive.

by Lard Apprentice September 23, 2021

Voltard

A fan of the University of Tennessee Volunteers athletics program. Voltards tend to not think before they speak and overestimate their beloved Vols every time they face an actual team regardless of sport.

Voltards lose again.

Luke, you’re such a Voltard.

by voltardsloseagain February 18, 2019

vetard

noun: \ ˈvē- ˌtärd \ : truthful reality noun - a person who believes mainstream media, educational, and medical cartels for their generational misinformation campaign that promotes a false and never-proven theory of germs and viruses coupled with the rise in the push for vaccines. This person has never discovered that every FOI request worldwide reveals that no lab, no gov't, no medical agency has every properly isolated any virus, ever. Through this irrational believe, they thus act as a vetard, resulting in bizarre life decisions and actions, all of which prove detrimental to their health and the collective liberty of all humans.

Look at all those vetards wearing masks everywhere, even after they damage their health with vaccines.

by #LetsDrewThis July 7, 2021

VonTarding

1. to be the worst possible roommate; to make messes, make noise, play a ukelele, not know who Will Ferrell is, to complain but not solve.
2. To be a total douchebag.

ROOMMATE: "wait, wait.. is Penelope Cruz Tom Cruise's wife, or daughter?" ....... "Wait, wait.. Slumdog Millionaire is a MOVIE??" ....... "Wait, wait... What are the Oscars for?" (the last question was asked after the majority of the Academy award show had just been watched.

EVERYONE IN ROOM: "what a VonTard"
"yeah, he's totally VonTarding."

by One More Week!!! April 23, 2009

vo-tard

A word often used to describe students who attend vocational high schools. An obvious play on the the more familiar "retard", it suggests that vocational students generally exhibit some form of mental retardation. While some of these vo-tards possess significant mechanical skills, it is impossible for them to escape the stereotype.

"yo man, did you bring your car to the shop yet?"
"nah, I just got a couple of vo-tards to fix it for short money."

by Bustemente Campbell October 17, 2008