veranda

a porch, or a balcony.

Bob: Where do you wanna go?
Stew: How about just on your veranda?

by Katie1234 January 19, 2008

veranda

1. In Glasgow, a miniscule balcony on a high-rise tower block.
2. In the rest of the English-speaking world, including the rest of Scotland, a large raised patio overlooking a lawn.

1. "Dougie, quick it's raining. Take the washing in off the veranda."

2. "I think this calls for G-and-Ts on the veranda. Wouldn't you agree, Hamish?"

3. "Oh no, not again. I thought he'd already asked everyone in the company where they come from, and what they think 'veranda' means."

by Observer52 August 29, 2005

Vranda

Those few walking on the road less traveled. Not Vrinda, not Vrunda, it's Vranda damnit!

Vranda, that's a great name!

by Signsoi November 23, 2021

veranda

1. the female version of the taint
2. a very holy place that a man often come across as his tongue travels from performing cunnilingus to giving a rim job

1. trisha had a bruise on her veranda from my ringfinger after giving her the shocker
2. damn trisha's veranda tasted like sweet cherry pie

by tsowel hung July 1, 2005

Dick Verandah

A bigass gut that covers your cock like a verandah.

Jef: Shit man, see that fat fuck over there?
Cletus: No shit - thats what you call a dick verandah!

by nuttaaa November 11, 2018

Cock Verandah

Male with a huge beer gut that protects his cock from the sun.

Gabriel "Look at Joe's cock verandah, that's impressive"
Gary "When's the last time you think he's seen his dick"
Gabriel " Wow not since 1992"

by Rusty Trombosis March 24, 2021

carmen on my veranda

n: A drunk latino woman with a bowl of fruit on her head, found passed out on your front porch in the morning. (Sad shades of Carmen Miranda).

"I was so embarrassed this morning, I had to step over a drunken Carmen on my Veranda this morning to get to Starbucks."

by warmbrother October 10, 2014