Silicon Volcano

An extremely robust female who's tetas are obviously fake.

Even though those are silicon volcanoes, they still hot.

by Seven O Seven September 14, 2016

Bedside Volcano

A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.

"Have you seen my phone?"
"Have you checked the bedside volcano?"
"Which one??"
"Good question."

by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023

the mars volta

...the closest you will ever get to the best music ever invented.

The Mars Volta is an eargasm addiction, give me my daily fix of vitamins T-M-V now!

Everything else just sounds so...boring

by jboi May 17, 2007

The Mars Volta

Prog-like band which fuses prog, blues, a bit of jazz, and of course, internal headphone gravy. Some despise them. Some bow to them. All and all, a great band regardless.

No example

by Rie November 11, 2003

Southern Volcano

Eruptive bowel movement, to such a degree that it mimics a volcano exploding, but downward.

Dude, I just ate three ex-lax brownies, and I feel a Southern Volcano coming in my near future.

by Tyson the Bastard May 2, 2006

Testicular Volcano

When one gets hit in the balls, and ejaculates uncontrollably

Dipshit: Yo dawg, I heard your girlfriend hit you in the balls yesterday.
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?

by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015

Volcanic Eruption

When a guy's blows a massive wad of cum from his penis

As Kiersten was sucking Chads balls A Volcanic Eruption occurred atop of her head ran down her back and into her butt crack!

by SlopNChop November 30, 2016