n. An uncomfortable and often daylong affair during which one's bowels feel as though they may erupt at any time, similarly to a volcano. Often accompanied by unusually noxious flatulence including a distinct "hot" feeling. Most of the time, even a full release won't actually bring relief due to the lingering burn and difficult-to-contain aftershocks.
We had to stop a few times on our trip because of Tom's volcanus.
I don't think I can do squats today, I've got some pretty bad volcanus.
I don't think I can do squats today, I've got some pretty bad volcanus.
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Strike a light, my bum was like an erupting volcanus this morning! The minute my cheeks touched the seat,’BANG!’, there was brown lava spewing out of my crater. Good job I didn’t try and fart or I’d have got magma in my grots for sure!
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Get the Volcanus mug.1) Several islands in the Aegean were formed by eruptions from the volcanus of Nea Kameni.
2) Don’t drink the local water or your volcanus will spew lava.
2) Don’t drink the local water or your volcanus will spew lava.
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Image of a volcano w/ the title "A volcanussy on Herbert Island.
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Person 1: have you heard of volcanussy?
Person 2: what.
Person 1: It's like a pussy but its a volcano... a volcano-pusssy.
Person 2: Why are you like this
Person 2: what.
Person 1: It's like a pussy but its a volcano... a volcano-pusssy.
Person 2: Why are you like this
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