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valhalla high school

A school of kids who are either stoners or fuck boys. 65% of the people that guy hear get baked on a daily basis. 20% of the people are douchebags that play sports, thinking they are good they act like they rule the school. The final 15% are boaters, these people think they are cool because they smoke hookah at the age of 14. Also they say they hate America even though they live here and they get welfare. Even though Valhalla is such a shitty school it is still the best in the Grocemont School District
I got into a fight with a boater at Valhalla High School
by Benjamin Andre March 22, 2016
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The Valhalla

Sex position , one heats up a curling iron with hot hands or hot water , and then a glass dildo in ice , rotate the tools in a persons anus going hot to cold then cold to hot , fire and ice in your ass
John did the Valhalla for the first time last night, and his Asshole will never be the same
by EatDeezCheeseNutts April 27, 2021
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Valhalla

The BEST runepure/main clan in runescape, they claim to be a runepure/tank clan but half of their tanks are melee based. Valhalla is full of nerds like shadow kool1 and they fail at life. This clan was founded by an ugly asian nerd named elvin, he also fails at life.
Dude i heard VH suck balls! Valhalla Noobs!
by shadowkool1 March 19, 2008
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Valhalla

A tatto studio in Lublin, Poland IT is known for having a big prices of tattos but a good quality.
I have been to Valhalla. But its was to expensive. Decided to make PI tatoo in Green Hornet tatto studio.
by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023
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valhalla is a hamlet in the town of Mt. Pleasant, Westchester county, NY. its too small to have its own name, and should just be taken over by neighboring city, white plains. if anything, its known for its school district, which is mediocre at best, and its many cemeteries.

it should also be noted that most women who live in valhalla are soccer moms, because they were too dumb to go to college and get a job, so they just stayed in valhalla and married some fool and had equally stupid children.
i can piss farther than valhalla's city limits.
by I fucking hate valhalla December 15, 2008
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A term used for a sex routine where a guy is getting head while eating pizza, getting a massage by a massage chair, and playing video games!
Hey girl come in here and give me some Valhalla, Yeah me and my girlfriend went to Valhalla last night, Make me some pizza so we can Valhalla
by Wilgo October 22, 2010
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