Voltaire

What hipsters called each other in the 18th century instead of "dude."

"Voltaire, I'm so high right now."

Source: Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell

"Yale was founded by finicky Protestants who worried that the Puritans at Harvard weren't puritanical enough. But the Revolutionary War brought the Age of Reason to New Haven, and (Timothy) Dwight (Jonathan Edwards' grandson) inherited a student body full of deist beatniks on the Enlightenment highway to hell, which is to say, France. This generation did not just read Voltaire - they literally addressed each other as 'Voltaire' the way kids today call one another dude. Like, 'Voltaire, I'm so high right now.'"

by clockerb August 23, 2011

Blumpkin Volcano

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017

ASS VOLCANO

When a partner inserts rubbing alcohol into a stretched asshole and lights it on fire then the partner farts out the alcohol making a fiery explosion. Ass volcanos are known to cause permanent damage to the asshole.

The woman got an ass volcano for her birthday.

by ASSFLAP January 14, 2021

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

volamom

A mother that is also a professional school volunteer and takes it way too seriously. Often defined by her sassy casserole recipes and strong opposition to contributing to household income, volamoms should not be confused with soccer moms or parkie moms.

Though she typically holds a high office, she is not even closely related to the standard hardworking PTA mom. She is more powerful and less fashion-forward.

One of the most significant characteristics of a volamom is her nonexistent sense of humor. Everything in her world is profoundly businesslike, complex, and committee-oriented.

Volamoms are very common in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.

I'm screening my calls because a volamom is after me to join a committee.

by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007

Silicon Volcano

An extremely robust female who's tetas are obviously fake.

Even though those are silicon volcanoes, they still hot.

by Seven O Seven September 14, 2016

Bedside Volcano

A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.

"Have you seen my phone?"
"Have you checked the bedside volcano?"
"Which one??"
"Good question."

by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023