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volkswagon

How retards on craigslist spell "volkswagen".
1971 Volkswagon complete with hitch, wagon and Volks. $50 obo
by NewBeet April 12, 2010
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volamom

A mother that is also a professional school volunteer and takes it way too seriously. Often defined by her sassy casserole recipes and strong opposition to contributing to household income, volamoms should not be confused with soccer moms or parkie moms.

Though she typically holds a high office, she is not even closely related to the standard hardworking PTA mom. She is more powerful and less fashion-forward.

One of the most significant characteristics of a volamom is her nonexistent sense of humor. Everything in her world is profoundly businesslike, complex, and committee-oriented.

Volamoms are very common in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.
I'm screening my calls because a volamom is after me to join a committee.
by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007
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Volkmar

Volkmar comes from the classical German and means: Volk = folc = the People, mar = mari = famous: "The (by the people) famous one"
A Volkmar is often known because he is loved by the people, who trust him and often seek his company. He is seen as a trustworthy person, someone to rely on. He has an open heart and is in touch with the love in his being. He is known as a good listener.

As a people's hero, a Volkmar loves adventure and traveling. He is an appreciated guest at any social occasion, even if he has a bit of his own ways. Sometimes he seems a bit mysterious, but this just makes him even more interesting.

A Volkmar is always a special person, and often good looking or even beautiful. You sense his uniqueness.
by florella February 5, 2010
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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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Vodak Moment

The moment when you realize that vodka would go well with your current, nonalcoholic beverage.
Zac: This juice tastes great, but it's missing something..

Nate: Pour some Skyy in there, it'll taste awesome!

Zac: Total Vodak Moment.
by Dessimate March 17, 2011
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volksrod

A Volkswagen Beetle built as an alternative to traditional hot rods. Common conversions include: The front and rear fenders removed, chopped top, flat black paint job, and extended front axle. Their growing popularity is due to the fact that the the early Volkswagen Beetle is still quite inexpensive, and the parts for them are easily accessible.
"That is one sweet volksrod you built."
by A. Moran February 13, 2008
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Volkan

A name in Turkish that means Volcano, this name is mainly used for big boys with bigger balls to do something. They are a rare specimen that the name sounds like a game of thrones character
by Volkan destroyer of worlds October 13, 2019
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