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Viv is a beautiful woman you can get away with most things. She is a compulsive liar and is proud of it. Viv has big boobs and can get the job done (wink). She can do anything she sets her mind out to do, but usually just wants to smoke weed.
Person 1: hey is that Viv right there.

Person 2: ya that is! She's #smoking #weed again.
Person 1: ya but she looks #beautiful doing it
Viv by who.am.i.really June 4, 2018
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In UK employment law, apparently every large distribution company has to have an office clerk called Viv.
Viv is middle-aged, out of touch with the 21st century (and reality), and completely hopeless at any given task.
Viv will have worked with the company for many years, but management have given up trying to figure out ways to fire her.
A compulsive liar, she will have been told off time and again for making cock-ups on the computer system, but will come in the next day and happily make the same errors.
Viv will also have a cartoon picture of fluffy bunnies as her screensaver.
Manager: "There's 10,000 items of stock in the warehouse and it's all disappeared from the system. What the hell's going on?"
Viv: "Ooooh I don't know. Is it all still there? Maybe it was that horse that came in the office. Yes. I saw a horse touch the computer, hmmmm, maybe that was it"
Manager: "Oh Lord give me strength".
Viv by Clothears June 23, 2016
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1. A very good fortnite streamer, she does pubs and hates customs. Fuck the chat >:(
2. According to semaology, this is referring to an old lady, a millennial.
1. "Hey yall, I'm viv, have a good day, except for you ohio"

2. Look at that viv, maybe she can help me with my report on the middle ages!

Update: I got a 100% TYSM THAT viv SAVED ME
viv by MoseyMosita July 7, 2023
one who is fast; usually good at nordic skiing; good at running at long distances; very rare to see one of these.
Wow, did you see that Viv-hawk, it blew right passed us!
Viv-hawk by realswag May 5, 2011
When you are in the shops and a young boy sniffs your bum and you are unaware of this ordeal.
I was in the queue at Tescos this morning chatting to the cashier and I was Viv sniffed.
Viv Sniff by TrickyRicky95 December 26, 2018
Viv ray is a little ass, do not trust in him because he will find you on omegle be all friendly and innocent but really he is a sexually active human
Viv ray looks bad in those shorts
viv ray by Your great grandmother February 19, 2017