vittles

the act of licking anus. see also "toss salad" or salad tossing.

Me n Dustin had us sum vittles last night. I like to have my vittles with honey.

by jesusa October 16, 2007

tender vittles

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.

Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.

by wheaty December 15, 2008

tender vittles

mad super fly hot bitches

I'd love to get all up off in dem tender vittles.

by noogin December 28, 2005

Fine Vittles

Southern slang for a sexy woman. Vittles are a rural southern word for food or provisions but when some southern boys sit on a porch sipping sweet tea with moonshine and see beautiful women walk by she is 'fine vittles!'

Big John to Rusty: "Damn son, did you see FunDawn walk by? She is some Fine Vittles, Hoss!"

by Rusty Scanman January 30, 2023

Wop Vittles

A derogatory slang term for Italian food.

Person 1: Yo, I had some bob ass wop vittles last night!

Person 2: You couldn’t just say you had pizza?

by agotaras2000 October 28, 2022

Tender Vittles

Synonym to Lunch Time, Lunch

It's Tender Vittles time, y'all.

by Hildemann April 19, 2022

tender vittles

a term applied to feline excrement that dogs, and other domestic animals, like to snack upon..and then lick their owners faces. yum!

oh jesus, the dog just helped himself to the tender vittle buffet (aka the litter box)

by chemicalpixie February 13, 2004