vieja

Spanish for old lady as in girlfriend or wife. While old lady can be used in english for mother, it's usually not in spanish.

Mi vieja esta en su casa

by Morena December 27, 2004

T-vite

A play on words of the evite. its a tea bag invite. via the internet to a party of further notice where the way to get in is by being tea bagged.

hey girl, you have all been T-vited by T-train.

by dc217 September 26, 2010

viejou

often used to refer to people with above average intelligence and attractiveness, may also be linked to terms of incredible athletic feats, and or anything else that is extremely impressive.

That guy just won the tournament and jeopardy in the same day, that combined with the fact that he is a total chick magnet means that he must be a Viejou.

by he who speaks truth August 15, 2009

Vitenn reaction

The reaction that occurs between CO2 (carbon dioxide) and sodium chloride (salt) when in H2O (water). The carbon dioxide bonds to the sodium chloride, creating a molecule significantly lighter than water, leading to swift evaporation of both the CO2 and sodium chloride.

The reaction was discovered by Professor Adwardo Vitenn in 1957

When I poured salt into my soda it caused the Vitenn reaction to occur between the CO2 and the salt

by sciencemajor January 1, 2019

mission viejo

City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."

You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?
Constantly perfect.

by mike rosh November 8, 2008

Vitellius

A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.

Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."

Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."

Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."

Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."

by PMax January 11, 2009

viejo

As an adjective, "old". As a noun, "old man." In that usage it can be affectionate or respectful. Of course refering to someone's age when you want to be nice is always to walk on thin ice.

Please, after you, viejo.

by Mike1 May 19, 2005