Vilandas

A Jewish child that survived the Holocoust by absorbing the gas into his body. Legend has it that his immune system is completely glitched so his HP is maxed out. He folds his arms as a form of defence and begins to stare bleakely into the onlooker of his victims. Another popular method of his torture is to duplicate himself many times eventually leading to the slow and painful descent into insanity.

Fam, he survived a heart attack, a stroke, ass cancer AND a fucking nuke? He's definitely a Vilandas, his immune system is fucking glitched.

by eimis95 November 22, 2016

Bicester Village

A euphemism for making sweet sweet love to a colleague's ass; anal sex in the workplace.

I went to Bicester Village with my colleague in the stationary cupboard.

by Fury's Dartboard June 20, 2022

velkan

long eared long everything man. very hott, evil tho. good frend, doesn't know what's best for them... :( love the odd1 boi.

Have you seen velkan lately?/
yeah, he's been taking over the world.
why?
dunno, i think he's evil.
poor Velkan...

by Sephtis, God of the Motherfuck June 1, 2017

Vikaasian Paradox

Proposition that all singularities are based on dualities. For instance linear cultural time sits on cyclical cultural time; consciousness as a oneness sits on top of a recursive duality of linearity and cyclicality; and momentum (unidirectionality) is a product of tension between two opposing forces ie. all comparisons are contrasts.

The assertion that Western philosophy is driven by the recognition that existentialism (authentic existence) and free will cannot both truly coexist is a demonstration of the Vikaasian Paradox.

by sandraxine October 25, 2017

villager main

Villager mains utilize the scummy, yet surprisingly effective villager character in either Super Smash Bros. 4 or Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Villager mains will juggle you until the end of time, and their friends (and anyone else playing with them) will hate their guts for never letting up with their onslaught of turnips, potted plants, and slingshots. This guy is great at ledge guarding, and won't hesitate to taunt you with the fact that you just got dunked by VILLAGER.

Player 1: yo, fuck off with the juggling! This is bullshit, how the fuck did you hit me with that!?!?

Villager main: get fricked kiddo, thats how we villager mains like to do things around these parts 👉👉

by Bountiful_Oats January 13, 2019

Vielka

The coolest girl you will ever meet. Always fun to hang out with. A Vielka is super funny and she wants everyone to like her, always wants to make people smile, she's basically a girl you can always rely on.

Wow! That girl is beautiful...

That's Vielka.

Beautiful girl and beautiful name!

by LoveYouBoo September 29, 2012

Villa Villains

Noun: Group of people, normally located in towns with "Villa" in the name. Tend to be very close knit, have the ability to spend exorbatent amounts of money on alcohol, and make a party better whenever present. However, less than adequate with women. Most women find "Villa Villains" repulsive, mean, and/or self-centered. To their dismay, "Villa Villains" don't care because they usually find some skirt somewhere else anyway.

Dude, did you go to that party last night? Some Villa Villains were there and it was the best time I've ever had.

by spdyr4 May 8, 2009