Viking Funeral 

The act of placing a blackout drunk friend, who has vomited and passed out during the act of skinny dipping, on a boat or other aquatic vessel with the hope that they safely return to shore. This allows the rest of the group to continue enjoying their nude swimming experience.

This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.

"Damn dude Will got so wasted last night we had to give him a Viking funeral so we could continue to chill naked."

"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."

Viking Funeral by Lebourgne August 28, 2012

Viking funeral 

when you're fucking your partner doggy style, you light their hair on fire and dunk his/her head in a toilet.

My apartment smelled like pure evil after i gave my girlfriend a viking funeral last night...

Viking funeral by backlashjack February 18, 2011

viking funeral 

when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.

"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"

viking funeral by jay bizzle July 29, 2006

viking funeral 

An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.

Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"

Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"

viking funeral by Yet Another Josh Cohen July 14, 2009

Viking Funeral 

When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.

I was smoking in the john this morning, and I got a Viking funeral. I had to give it a quick flush before it totally stunk up the place.

Viking Funeral by OldOllie July 21, 2016

Viking Funeral Poop

When a person in a public toilet, takes some toilet paper to wipe the seat clean. Throws paper into the bowel, then deficatges onto the paper, looking like a bunch of crap on a raft. Then it is flushed down signifying the "Funeral".

"Dude I just had viking funeral poop in the mens restroom at work"

Viking Funeral Poop by Eatech3 April 30, 2014

Nuclear Viking Funeral 

It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.

Did you see that Nuclear Viking Funeral?

Nuclear Viking Funeral by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023