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vextipated

what happens when you are so angry, or vexed, that it causes instantaneous constipation.

Usually accompanied by a pained facial expression and inexplicable stomach cramps.
Marc: hey, you alright man? you don't look so good

Josh: yeah, but getting pulled over like that just got me all .. vextipated.
by grrlshadow March 30, 2009
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Vestiophilia

Having a sexual attraction to clothing of any type.
A fetish for women in school girl outfits or men in uniform would both be forms of a vestiophilia.
by Gideon Nine September 25, 2011
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Vextor

Vextor is a simp.
by bigdicklord2 July 19, 2020
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Vextorn

Vextorn is the name of a clan.
“Hey what was Vextorn’s score in that event?”
“They won the event with a 200/50, they destroyed the other team”
by mizkibld November 2, 2021
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Gay-vention

A gay intervention.

1. First expressed in the tv show, "Glee" season one. Where Mercedes fell for Kurt, a stylish and sensitive boy in her class. But her friends try and tell her that Kurt is in fact gay. They try and warn her about it, but she disbelieves.

2. The act taken to prevent something from happening relating to a person or persons that are homosexual.
"Okay. Time for a gay-vention. That's a gay intervention."
by Millie Plummer May 26, 2013
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Wiki-vention

When in a conversation with friends you check wikipedia for a fact on your smartphone and become so engrossed in unnecessary links (intering the wikipedian loop) related to the original query you withdraw completely from the conversation. So oblivious to your friend’s attempts to reengage you, they resort to sending a text to your phone as the only means to contact you directly and jog you out of your stupor.
AKA the smartphone intervention when IMDB or other sites cause the same withdrawl from actual human social interaction.
Chuck "It's been 10 min since he checked Wikipedia and he hasn't spoken"
Teddy "Looks like he's stuck in a wikipedian loop"
Chuck "I'll text him, it's time for his Wiki-vention"
by Chill-Bot 3000 March 27, 2011
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Vextion

a new jersey rock band that is awesommmmeee. They play hard rock music and will melt your face.
I can't wait o see Vextion live.
I love Vextion's CD!
by music mania May 2, 2011
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