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No Vaseline

A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.
"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube
by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016
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Glove Fulla Vaseline

Mentioned in John Steinbeck's Novel, Of Mice and Men The Passage states "You seen that glove on his left hand?"
"Yeah. Seen it."
"Well, that glove's fulla vaseline."
"Vaseline? What the hell for?"
"Well, I tell ya what - Curley says he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife."
"That's a dirty thing to tell around," he said."
Which has disturbed me since 9th grade and I couldn't get it out of my head!
Meaning keeping your hand soft for some kind of sexual pleasure one can only assume.
If I needed a smooth hand to do it right, I'd have a "Glove Fulla Vaseline", baby!
by Chanel B September 28, 2008
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Vesely

1. A loud, fun person who always has food. They are obnoxious, lovable, and always want to party.

2.They like to drink alcohol and go crazy. They are often placed in the category of alcoholics.

3.They always have to be right. There is never a dull moment with them.

4.When you have a party...all of them show up. Often called a "Rent-a-Party".
Man 1: Dude, I'm bored.
Man 2: Let's go party with a Vesely.
Man 1: Hell yeah! Food, fun, and beer!
Man 2: That's right. Vesely's are the shizz.
by Shay M Vizzle August 6, 2008
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Vaseline

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.
Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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Vaseline

The wonderful petroleum jelly that peeps love to use for their crusty dusty knees or grodi lil lips.
Ayy Malika, boi you need some vaseline for them ashy knees.
by VaselineenilesaV January 9, 2019
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Veselin

Extremely handsome man with great intelligence that can get him any woman in this world but chooses to love one girl who is called a "stephanie". which is a beautiful and caring person who has a unique personality.
Veselin
by Stephycakes16 April 28, 2011
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No Vaseline

Being screwed over in a really bad way by another person or organisation
Liam : hey Phil , wondering how court went today? Cant be that bad as you were only working on a roof without scaffolding.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service

Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.

Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.
by Phil1984250 September 25, 2019
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