The Verge

The biggest lie of the internet.

Guy 1: hey, I've seen a video on The Verge about how to build a computer!
Guy 2: That video is full of bullshit.

by nofontnl December 24, 2018

Vernessa

Vernessa is a variation of the English girl’s name Vanessa and is pronounced ver-NESS-ah.

Very organized and pays close attention to detail. Brilliant, practical, and strong by nature. Can be intimidating to those who are unable to appreciate her will to get things done.

Makes an excellent manager because of well-defined people skills.
Motherly type and possibly an over achiever.
Only aggressive when provoked.

Vernessa is serious about everything she does.

by naturalsunshine February 3, 2010

ponte vergas

Usually said when someone is not doing there work. And you tell them to prepare for the work ahead of them

Ponte Vergas, vas a trabajar ahora

by Spanish Translator.com May 27, 2017

Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”

by The true July 11, 2021

vergasada

A vulgar Spanish word that combines the vulgar word for penis, "verga" (VAIR-guh) and the normal word for barbecued meat, "asada" (uh-SAH-da) to mean "cockmeat." It can often be used to fool basic Spanish speakers.

Mark: Hey Jim, do you like vergasada?
Jim: Uh, oh ya, I think that I ate that last week.
Mark: HAHA! You ate cockmeat!

by Doyputasos August 25, 2011

Palos Verdes

An affluent yet incredibly boring suberb in Los Angeles County located along the coast between San Pedro and Redondo Beach. Also known as "The Hill" or "The Bubble". Noteworthy for having no entertainment of any kind at any time, forcing inhabitants to drive to neighboring beach cities such as Redondo, Hermosa and Manhattan for nightlife, while hoping to avoid the loving embrace of the Palos Verdes Estates Police Department upon their inebriated return. Noteworthy for having the only 7/11 in the free world that isn't open 24/7.

I tried to wear a collared shirt and blue jeans to go to the driving range at Trump National Golf Course in Rancho Palos Verdes, but the guy in the Pro Shop told me they have a strict "No Denim" policy.

by Rick S March 23, 2007

vergel

an intelligent, handsome, and down to earth guy whose silent demeanor if often mistakenly perceived as timid, but is in truth an example of quiet confidence at its finest

1. The bullies thought they could mess with the new guy, but they soon realized he was a vergel and quickly backed off.

2. The girls thought he was just some shy bookworm, but they soon found him to be a vergel and couldn't keep their minds off of him all day long.

by fallingwater16 December 18, 2010