Vernoning

When you have zoned out and agreed to something that doesn’t make sense- that's called vernoning.

It's a reference to kpop boyband Seventeen's member Vernon, who often happens to be a little confused.

"Jackson, did you really say your name was Paris? Stop vernoning."

"She was vernoning so much that she kept cheering for the opposition team without realizing."

by apzpresent March 5, 2024

Vermonting

Defecating one's pants so hard it blows out the sides, generally resulting in a harsh rash and cry baby tears.

I wish you weren't so prone to vermonting every time we see each other, it really sours the mood.

by morezucchini June 30, 2025