Skip to main content

Venise

A very firm, generous and independent person. Can be mean sometimes but they will say sorry as to they know they made a mistake. She's carig and a loving person and also super fun to hangout with. She can be picky with boys especially those who she thinks is too full of themsleves.
Venise is a very beautiful and cute person and she knows how to make you smile and feel good about yourself.
She's always competitive and she's super good at drawing and singing. If you ever find or knows a friend which name is Venise, take care of them because they will take care of you too. She may not be athletic, sporty and all but she knows how to be a good friend. Venise is always supportive especially to those who she loves. If you have a girl friend named Venise, she will be loyal to you, she will take care of you, and she will love you no matter what. Venise is a very precious girl so protect her all your life. If she has a crush on you, she won't be able to keep it a secret for long because she likes you too much she can't help but show her feelings for you. Last thing about Venise is, she can NEVER say no to you, except if you ask her inappropriate stuff.
Crush: "Who do you like?"
Venise: "You, I like you"
Crush: "You do?!?"
Venise: "I already told you, didn't I?"
Crush: "No, you didn't"
Venise: "Oh, well, I guess now you know ;)"
by Venisse February 4, 2020
mugGet the Venise mug.

vendapoor

The inability to purchase an item from a vending machine despite having a wallet replete with $10 and $20 bills.
Person 1: "Dude, buy me a bag of chips from the vending machine."
Person 2: "I don't have any money."
Person 1: "What are you talking about? You just cashed your paycheck."
Person 2: "Yeah, but all I have are $20s. I'm vendapoor."
by Pammy P June 5, 2011
mugGet the vendapoor mug.
Related Words

Venice

A beautiful and sassy girl with a great sense of humor and is AMAZING at sport although she wont admit it. Shes a wonderful girl and men are drawn to her. She is loved by all the men because she is so hot and she has no idea she is gorgeous ahe is also incredibly smart
Omgosh its Venice shes the most popular girl in school!
by The wise dingo August 11, 2018
mugGet the Venice mug.

[vania]

A woman who is so fine, sexy, hot, intelligent, beautiful, and gorgeous that you can't get your eyes off of her, and will make you feel good all day.
by she's so fine August 27, 2008
mugGet the [vania] mug.

Vidi, Vici, Veni.

I saw, I conquered, I came.

I saw her/him, I had sex with them, I ejaculated.
Person 1: How did it go last night?
Person 2: Vidi, Vici, Veni.
Person 1: Glad you finally got some action...
by Justan Ideasman November 22, 2010
mugGet the Vidi, Vici, Veni. mug.

Vania

A sweet, thoughtful, LOYAL, firce and beautiful woman. Vania could wear a potatoe sack and she would STILL be hot as hell. She has many friends who know her, but only a select few know the real her. As soon as she meets you, she will instantly be your friend and will fight anyone who hurts you. Vanias are usually thicc except they don’t know it. She usually doesn’t realize how beautiful she is. Vania always knows just what to say to make you feel better. She is willing to stay up for days just to comfort others. She can act really slutty at times, but really, she’s just comfortable with touching others. She is a wonderful girlfriend who doesn’t hide things and when she has a doubt about her relationship she talks about it instead of keeping it to herself. If you have a Vania in your life, you are EXTREMELY lucky and should try to keep her in your life for as long as you can.
(Vania walks across the street)
Guy 1: DAMNNNN who’s that hottie?
Guy 2: I don’t know, but look at those tits!
Guy 1: and that ass!

Guy 2: I bet she’s a Vania, only Vania’s are that hot
by NotJessica926 June 25, 2018
mugGet the Vania mug.

Venis The Micro Penis

One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.
Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.
by Gar Grim January 12, 2019
mugGet the Venis The Micro Penis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email