Ventriloquist Discharge

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.

Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 22, 2011

ventricide

1: The killing/injuring of someones heart.
2: The soundtrack in The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth when you fight Mom's Heart/It Lives.

1: Im about to commit ventricide!
2: Hey, ever heard of that one Binding of Isaac soundtrack called Ventricide? It's awesome!

by right hand man is hot November 23, 2020

ventrilifart

n. A deceptive fart that sounds like it came from someone or somewhere it didn't.

v. The act of 'throwing' a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.

Note: Often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.

Phil: Yesterday I punched my roommate for busting ass, but it he swears a guy outside the door ventrilifarted as he walked by. He might be right, I didn't smell a thing.

Tom: I got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. I dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. Man that guy was good.

Dennis: Dan won't stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.

by Shek: A-Force November 29, 2006

butt ventriloquist

a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.

(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."

by Tommy Stanek November 3, 2006

Vetri

An extremely handsome male, who is very intelligent, friendly, and athletic. Usually grows up to be very rich. His friends are of all races, mostly mixes of Chinese and white (wasian). On top of it all, if you know a Vetri you are a blessed human.

I wish I had met a Vetri.

by Anthony Ross December 4, 2014

Ventrilofist

The act of using a person as a sock puppet during the process of vaginal or anal fisting. Minimum required depth to the radiocarpal joint with full palmar flexion of the wrist.

Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.

See also: Muppetfist

I knew it was love after the first ventrilofist!

Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!

Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!

I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!

by The ADSJ's May 6, 2011

Rectal Ventriloquism

A fancier way of saying fart.

Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.

by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010