Victorian Handbag
1.Whilst having sex, the vagina is clenched shut so as to not permit entry or re-entry into said vagina.
2. Allowing someone to finger your vagina but not allowing them to penetrate you with their penis
1.Whilst having sex, the vagina is clenched shut so as to not permit entry or re-entry into said vagina.
2. Allowing someone to finger your vagina but not allowing them to penetrate you with their penis
Dude, I thought I was going to go all the way with Sarah last night but she kept pulling the Victorian Handbag on me!
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A victorian goth is still a goth but one who dresses in an older style. A victorian goth may be seen wearing a black corset, long black skirt, boots and maybe a shawl or umbrella. Plus jewelly of course. This type of goth is not to be mistaken for a vampire goth, they dont wear fangs but still wear a paler shade of foundation (and no Im not saying that they're not dark skinned). Male victorian goths wear black trousers, maybe waist coat or jacket. Plus top hat (maybe).
A victorian goth can be labeled from their clothing BUT they do have their own mannerisms.
A victorian goth is still a goth but one who dresses in an older style. A victorian goth may be seen wearing a black corset, long black skirt, boots and maybe a shawl or umbrella. Plus jewelly of course. This type of goth is not to be mistaken for a vampire goth, they dont wear fangs but still wear a paler shade of foundation (and no Im not saying that they're not dark skinned). Male victorian goths wear black trousers, maybe waist coat or jacket. Plus top hat (maybe).
A victorian goth can be labeled from their clothing BUT they do have their own mannerisms.
Victorian Goth: Black ruffled skirt, black bustier, grey silk shirt.
Cyber Goth: Torn PVC dress, neon wig.
Cyber Goth: Torn PVC dress, neon wig.
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Get the victorian goth mug.An act between two gay men. It entails the "top" finishing his business, and then allowing the "bottom" to penetrate his partner's anus. Once this partner has "finished" his partner, the original "top" will again penetrate his partner's anus. This can eventually lead to a perpetual sex session. Why Victorian? Courtesy is the policy, once you are done, allow the other to do their business and so on.
"Did you and Anthony enjoy your Victorian Flip Flop?"
"Yes, it turned into an all night extravaganza!"
"Yes, it turned into an all night extravaganza!"
by VictorianFlipFlopper March 16, 2010
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Too much red meat?
Something in the water?
Frustration at always playing second fiddle to New South Wales?
Who knows?
Who cares?
Couldnt really give a fuck one way or the other personally; but, they annoy the crap out of me big-time.
I have met 3 nice Victorians in my whole life :)
I have fallen in love with a Victorian; I am such a tool. Seriously, these evil bastards take hate to a whole new level, they enjoy hurting people, it makes them feel more secure. Ive heard the men have skinny cocks which probably pisses the women off, which of course pisses the men off, which unfortunately can also really piss me off if they get too close.
Did I mention I am a tool? - cool, glad we got that sorted.
Already knew all the words of that serene but harrowing country song 'Dont fall in love with a Victorian' - check it out sometime its by 'Woolly B & the Sweet pussy collective' - that shit rocks dude!!
Such a beautiful state too; hell of a fuckin waste to fill Victoria with Victorians. Could have chucked the Tasmanians in there; it may have stopped those dirty little buggers from inbreeding so bloody much.
And quite possibly the Victorians could have gone to Tasmania and inbred themselves into oblivion (the non-existant type of oblivion; not the one that sounds awesome)
Too easy, but too fuckin' late to save me (run to the hills while you can, you stupid bloody random bogans; the Victorians are coming!!!)
There is some chance that you may have reached the conclusion that i do not like Victorians.
Of course, i must admit you are right - well done you, go to the back of the 'big bus' and wait for a window to lick
Ever towed a caravan around Australia?
Me neither, sounds like a right prick of an idea.
Worked in a Caravan park once in the sleepy little town of 'Hell on Earth'; the people were all inbred and kinda fucked up
Anyway, the point is that in a caravan park you can have a lot of people just sitting around; of course, when a vehicle enters the park they tend to look at the car and its number plates (as you do).
If those number plates have 'Victoria' on them - the vibe just goes to shit; its like everyone collectively loses 11 bits of happiness or some other funky fucked up shit
Victorians are fucked in the head
Stereotyping is wrong and ridiculously improbable
Victorians make their own rules though and because they are fucked; they are fucked!
Please Victorians stop being angry because you have skinny cocks and are duck fuckers. You are pissing the world off. You are up your own arse, how can you not feel it? - Fuckin Bogans the lot of you :)
Too much red meat?
Something in the water?
Frustration at always playing second fiddle to New South Wales?
Who knows?
Who cares?
Couldnt really give a fuck one way or the other personally; but, they annoy the crap out of me big-time.
I have met 3 nice Victorians in my whole life :)
I have fallen in love with a Victorian; I am such a tool. Seriously, these evil bastards take hate to a whole new level, they enjoy hurting people, it makes them feel more secure. Ive heard the men have skinny cocks which probably pisses the women off, which of course pisses the men off, which unfortunately can also really piss me off if they get too close.
Did I mention I am a tool? - cool, glad we got that sorted.
Already knew all the words of that serene but harrowing country song 'Dont fall in love with a Victorian' - check it out sometime its by 'Woolly B & the Sweet pussy collective' - that shit rocks dude!!
Such a beautiful state too; hell of a fuckin waste to fill Victoria with Victorians. Could have chucked the Tasmanians in there; it may have stopped those dirty little buggers from inbreeding so bloody much.
And quite possibly the Victorians could have gone to Tasmania and inbred themselves into oblivion (the non-existant type of oblivion; not the one that sounds awesome)
Too easy, but too fuckin' late to save me (run to the hills while you can, you stupid bloody random bogans; the Victorians are coming!!!)
There is some chance that you may have reached the conclusion that i do not like Victorians.
Of course, i must admit you are right - well done you, go to the back of the 'big bus' and wait for a window to lick
Ever towed a caravan around Australia?
Me neither, sounds like a right prick of an idea.
Worked in a Caravan park once in the sleepy little town of 'Hell on Earth'; the people were all inbred and kinda fucked up
Anyway, the point is that in a caravan park you can have a lot of people just sitting around; of course, when a vehicle enters the park they tend to look at the car and its number plates (as you do).
If those number plates have 'Victoria' on them - the vibe just goes to shit; its like everyone collectively loses 11 bits of happiness or some other funky fucked up shit
Victorians are fucked in the head
Stereotyping is wrong and ridiculously improbable
Victorians make their own rules though and because they are fucked; they are fucked!
Please Victorians stop being angry because you have skinny cocks and are duck fuckers. You are pissing the world off. You are up your own arse, how can you not feel it? - Fuckin Bogans the lot of you :)
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