A sexual term used in Westmoor High School, after a teacher was caught having a sexual affair with a student.
Used when someone is about to jokingly do something sexual to someone, but when mentioned in a sentence, will cause the person to halt the act.
Used when someone is about to jokingly do something sexual to someone, but when mentioned in a sentence, will cause the person to halt the act.
Guy Student: *Touches Guy friend's shoulder*
Guy Friend: "Hey, don't touch me there, or I'll get you Vazquez-ed"
Guy Student: "Oh, sorry bro, no homo."
Guy Friend: "Hey, don't touch me there, or I'll get you Vazquez-ed"
Guy Student: "Oh, sorry bro, no homo."
by RainyToaster May 22, 2019
A track runner who is very talented and who gets all A's. Usually has 2 annoying sisters who are twins and who are mean.
Also a person who had a crazy ex in 6th grade. The best person you could ask for.
Also a person who had a crazy ex in 6th grade. The best person you could ask for.
by #WhaleMilk April 21, 2017
by Urbannnn January 09, 2021
by Iheartvina June 12, 2023
1. To leave a mark of a dirty ass on furniture while having sex.
2. Act of leaving a shit moustache and beard on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest all araound her mouth in a moustache and beard configuration. (kinda like a Dirty Sanchez but with the beard included)
3. Act of sucking someones dirty ass. when that someone removes his face of the ass the result is again a moustache and beard configuration of shit.
2. Act of leaving a shit moustache and beard on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest all araound her mouth in a moustache and beard configuration. (kinda like a Dirty Sanchez but with the beard included)
3. Act of sucking someones dirty ass. when that someone removes his face of the ass the result is again a moustache and beard configuration of shit.
1. She didn't wiped her ass properly and left a Dirty Vazquez on the couch.
2. I fucked that bitch in the ass and then gave her a Dirty Vazquez.
3. Chuck was giving Jeny A Black Kiss and got a Dirty Vazquez.
2. I fucked that bitch in the ass and then gave her a Dirty Vazquez.
3. Chuck was giving Jeny A Black Kiss and got a Dirty Vazquez.
by JJ Masterson January 22, 2008
A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.
Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.
Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.
Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;
by KarenDestroyer69696969696969 December 02, 2019
very hoyt
by consume dog 69 October 03, 2020