Boner Vaulting

The sport of utilizing one's boner to vault over obstacles. Same as Pole Vaulting except for the use of your own Boner to complete the vault.

Two toddlers were punished for boner vaulting into the bath tub.

by Whistling Dixie October 30, 2010

Pole Vaulting

Pole Vault = Natural high

~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!

by GemeinhardtGal June 10, 2007

cock vaulting

Cock vaulting is when someone is in a squatting position and is squatting up and down on a dick. Also known as cocksquatting.

Boy, you should have seen nichka doing cock vaults on j2n4me.

by codyrs February 17, 2005

Crabs Pole Vaulting

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

by Alleigh May 22, 2008

louisiana pole vaulting

The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo impalline ones self. results resemble lousiana after huricane Katrina.

louisiana pole vaulting really hurts

by Daanile December 9, 2006

Frank Vaultackie

THE MOST AMAZING INTERNET SUPERSTAR there is....aside from Tyrone god rest his soul. does some of the best prank calls that has ever been done.

THIS ROB, I LIKE TO YELL, LECTRONICS BITCH? Frank Vaultackie

by Freakcup July 7, 2009

"Pole"vaulting

Polevaulting or "Pole"vaulting is a term to describe the act of when a man ejaculates in his own mouth by way of muscular force through the penis. In turn vaulting the seman through the air towards ones own self.

Today while home alone I decided to practice "Pole"vaulting.

by Doc_Frankenfurter February 14, 2006