Assticles

When an old man's testicles hang so low that when he sits down, they end up in his ass.

In the locker room at the gym, I saw a guy with a bad case of assticles.

by El Qbano May 1, 2014

Vagesticles

When a man is acting like a pussy.

dude 1: bro why are you acting like such a bitch?
Dude 2: she broke my heart, man!
Dude1: well suck it up and out your vagesticles away already!

by Casey19 April 30, 2015

Vagesticles

Meat curtains so gigantic they are easily confused for balls

Look at the size of that camel toe, she's definitely smuggling vagesticles down there.

by Harguido February 27, 2017

Vagesticles

va -jest-icles
a vagina wit sugically attached testicles below it

most people think lady gaga has vagesticles

by Muffin761 January 29, 2010

vagesticles

A mix between a vagina and a penis. A vagina with testicles.

Jati!! I want to rub your vagesticles. They're so big and hairy, and they smell like vinegar!

by Mark Anthony October 20, 2006

vagesticles

When a woman's clitoris is replaced by a large, bulging testicle sack.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

vagesticles

A name for someone who has undergone a sex change

Look at her! She looks like a vagesticles

by WAFFLE MGEE March 26, 2010