Vart

noun: a noisy excretion of air from the vagina, usually following doggy-style sex.

Her vart didn't stink, but it sure was loud. Have you had your vart today?

by Veronica Art January 08, 2003

Vart

Flatulence eminating from the vagina.

Wow, that was a loud vart!

by polsonq December 04, 2008

Vart

People often mistake the "vart" as another word for queef, but that is incorrect. A queef is when clean air gets pushed into your vagina. A vart is when you fart and it gets trapped and it sneaks up into your vagina then you vart it out.

"Oh my god sarah I think im going to let out a Vart when i stand up."
Sarah-"Its ok girl ill cough really loud so nobody hears it"

by JBizzleFoRizzle August 08, 2018

Vart

A vaginal fart. AKA Queef.

-Omg I just varted.

by Green_hen October 16, 2009

Vart

A queef or quiff, as it is sometimes spelled. It is an expulsion of air made when some dude is punding his meat into some bitch's sloppy puss-hole. Stems from Vagina fART. The experience itself is not terrible, but the word 'vart' is.

When I was fucking your mom, she jumped off my cock and varted in your girlfriend's mouth before your girlfriend started munching her box.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 29, 2003

Vart

When a fart from your anus passes through the labia

"Girl, why yo pussy smell so bad?" "Oops, it's cuz I varted."

by Calibaby39 January 30, 2014

varting

A vaginal fart. See also queefing

Stop varting at me!
That wasn't a fart, that was a vart

by MP October 26, 2004