Jackson Varner

The best person you will ever meet, he is super kind and sweet, and will care for you as long as he lives, he plays American football 🏈

Bro, I heared of him, is that Jackson Varner

by Alabama Yee October 19, 2019

Jolly Ahh Varner

When Jacob Varner is really jolly, or happy

Jolly Ahh Varner just put on a big smile for media day!

by bigboi2150 May 12, 2025

Vanner

–noun
the owner or driver of a van, esp. one of customized design.

There goes one cool Vanner.

by avanner November 28, 2010

Jim Varney

An actor best known for his role as Ernest P. Worrell, a lovable knucklehead who appeared in several movies directed by John R. Cherry III. Varney was born in 1949 in Lexington, Kentucky and had an interest in acting since he was young. He began acting under his Ernest persona in 1980 and appeared in several hundred commercials in the 80's and 90's. Products pitched included Coca-Cola, Sprite, Mello Yello, as well as numerous small businesses such as Tyson's Toyota, and Purity Products. Ernest starred in his first feature film, "Ernest Goes to Camp", in 1987. Varney also did the voice for Slinky Dog in "Toy Story" and "Toy Story 2". In 1998, Varney learned he had contracted lung cancer after years of smoking. After being diagnosed, Varney threw away his cigarettes and began starting treatment in hopes of beating the disease. On February 10, 2000, Varney passed away after battling with the cancer for over a year. His last words were "Please leave the window open.". He was 50 years old. The movie "Atlantis: The Lost Empire" was dedicated in his memory.

Ernest Scared Stupid is my Favorite Jim Varney movie.

by sparklingunicorn08 September 9, 2013

Handsome Varney

To completely change persona and make yourself irresistable to women by putting an adjective before your name.

Im going to Handsome Varney John.

Hey ladies, have you met well hung John?

by bluetowel February 22, 2011

verneri

Some one tall who has a mightyli long dingdong

Like this verneri

by Ya gay mom May 24, 2018

Varnerize

Transitive verb
Var· ner· ize | \ ˈvär-nə-rīz \
Varnerized; Varnerizing
1. to stare intently upward at someone and slowly reveal a menacing-yet-persuasive smile while pressing one’s lower jaw into the sternum, producing the effect of a double chin.

2. to render hypnotized one’s elders, causing them to spend their hard-earned cash on overpriced autumnal follies.

The young girl Varnerized her stepmother, hoping that she’d drive the children to a certain local farm offering hayless hayrides and myriad varieties of exotic gourds.

by TheRealMQB March 31, 2021