Vanner

The Kpop boy group with five members that are very hot and handsome

A: Do you love Vanner?

B: Yes

by candyxxmayxii December 20, 2020

Vagoner

A mashup of Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.

by Avinexis July 25, 2012

vanner state

The road you must van on

Me, myself, and my van were vanning down the vanner state after quenching the vans thirst with some van juice

by van man2 November 10, 2009

vanover

a guy that is always loving and loyal and treats his women right. has a big dick and is very sexual always stays on top of thing and helps people let out what they feel and helps them through thick and thing and makes them feel like they are important. get yourself a vanover.

wow he looks hot is he a vanover?

by aint nobody care December 27, 2016

Vajoner

The equivalent of a vagina having a boner.

"Baby I have a raging vajoner right now"

by VaginalButtsex February 27, 2018

Vagonervo

When kissing a woman’s neck in a three inch location between the ear and clavicle, this nerve stretches to the areola, which in turn stimulates the vagina. You’re welcome!

He kissed her neck, squeezed her areola and stimulated her vagonervo.

by Thomas_Andrew August 3, 2019

Vanner

A Vanna White enthusiast

Wow Jimmy really is a vanner now, look at all the posters of Vanna White in his bedroom.

by Mike427 May 31, 2012