To vanderlise someone elses property with your own sexual fluids, kind of like vanderlism but a bit nastier..
-Oh my god dave has jizzed on my pillow! thats a case vanderjism!
-Why is my keyboard sticky? that werent me? VANDERJISM!
-Why is my keyboard sticky? that werent me? VANDERJISM!
by seannieboy January 5, 2010
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Derived from former Colts kicker Mike Vanderjact always making pointless field goals and missing the ones that mattered.
Derived from former Colts kicker Mike Vanderjact always making pointless field goals and missing the ones that mattered.
Dude I cant believe you pulled a Vanderjact in the playoff game. If I were you I would jump off a bridge.
by Brian C. Turner December 29, 2007
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AJ: dude I boned that girl so hard that she started vanderwalling everywhere. The skies turned black and welfare checks poured down all around us
Bro: Did you touch the butt
Bro: Did you touch the butt
by BasedFob May 8, 2014
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2;A liquored up kicker who has missed every clutch kick he has ever attemted.
2;A liquored up kicker who has missed every clutch kick he has ever attemted.
by Tha Grunks January 25, 2006
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Verb- to miss royally or to mess up big time.
derived from Mike Vanderjagt of the Indianapolis Colts who kicked a game tying field goal a good 15 yards wide against the Pittsburgh Steelers on January 15, 2006.
Verb- to miss royally or to mess up big time.
derived from Mike Vanderjagt of the Indianapolis Colts who kicked a game tying field goal a good 15 yards wide against the Pittsburgh Steelers on January 15, 2006.
I got an F on my last test, I really vanderjagted that one.
There is three seconds left in the game and we're down by two, I really hope that he doesn't vanderjagt this shot.
There is three seconds left in the game and we're down by two, I really hope that he doesn't vanderjagt this shot.
by pk7 January 24, 2006
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Girl1: Vanders is so cute
Girl2: But he is so nerdy.He also makes so many of those corny ass jokes. I don't know if I could put up with that bullshit.
Girl2: But he is so nerdy.He also makes so many of those corny ass jokes. I don't know if I could put up with that bullshit.
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