Vampiring

To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!

Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 3, 2021

vampire vag

A tight vagina that forms a vacuum seal around the penis, that when the penis is extracted it pulls it back in.

"I was banging Kelly the other day, that bitch is so tight she has a vampire vag!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

vampire diaries

The best show in the history of time about vampires. Puts Twilight to shame.

Me: "Omigosh, why don't you watch Vampire Diaries?"
Mom: "I don't like it."
Me: *shoots mom in the leg, drags her to the couch, makes her watch 89 episodes on Netflix*

by Kat T. May 3, 2014

Vampirilingus

The act of giving a cunnilingus to a menstruated woman.

Results from the junction of the words "vampire" and "cunnilingus".

I was with my period but my boyfriend didn´t mind giving me a vampirilingus.

by Lolada August 17, 2010

Auto Vampirism

Cases in which an individual enjoys drinking his or her own blood, such as by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood.

This can be one of the symptoms of Renfield's Syndrome, (named after Stoker's character) AKA clinical vampirism.

Although he's diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome, he's into auto vampirism instead of ingesting someone else's blood.

by MarlfoxSH August 19, 2009

energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

by netteach March 14, 2003

G43 Vaporizer

An herbal vaporizer created by the Vape Critic, currently only available for purchase by requesting to be on the wait list. Each unit is made one-by-one by hand at the moment, but totally a ridiculous beast of a vape worth checking out. The Vape Critic hit it out of the ballpark with this one! It's an all in one device that has an herb chamber, heating element, and cooling element all housed inside a nice small glass slide. Some are calling it a hybrid vape because it can't be categorized as a true "desktop" or as a true "portable", rather it has the ability to be used as either in its current form, making it the first "hybrid" vaporizer on the market. The design crossbreeds vaping and smoking which allows the user to get the enjoyment of smoking bud the old school way, but with the health benefits and cleanness/purity of vaping the new school way. The concept bridges the gap for those who haven't fully converted from smoking to vaping yet by minimizing the drastic difference between smoking and vaping bud they may have had in the past. So in the end, this vape has the capability to use small amounts of product to create large potent hits that can satisfy even the most difficult to please vapers. Go to the Vapelife forum for more info.

Damn what a beast vaporizer that G43 is!

G'd up from ma feet up with the G43 vape.

That G43 kapooya'd me in the face, it's insane brossef you gotta try it.

Honey I'm going to buy the G43 vaporizer from Bud and Hazel.

by WhatdaDeuce March 29, 2019