vampire weekend

A multiple day sex binge with a girl while she is on her period. Going to a concert as opening act is optional as is it being an actual weekend. Some people insist oral sex on her is a requirement. Others (Van Helsing crowd) say simply staking her repeatedly and a bloody mess is all that is required, even going as far as to suggest deflowerings be included as vampire weekends.

Yeah I am taking Katie to Vale on our honeymoon - but looks like it will be a Vampire Weekend.

by Puking Observer March 01, 2013

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vampire weekend

A weekend that "sucks" you of energy and leaves you tired for Monday. Depending on what happened this could be a positive or negative occurrence, often both, but generally has an air of regret or hardship.

My presentation at the office is going to be terrible thanks to another vampire weekend spent clubbing with Joe and the gang.

I will be screwed if I have another vampire weekend with final exams coming up next week.

by james vagabond January 24, 2010

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vampire weekend

The period of time that a schticky "it" band is popular for, typically 1-3 months, or enough time to release an album and complete a worldwide tour. Think "fifteen minutes of fame," but for an indy rock band instead of a person.

Junior Senior? Who's that?

Oh, they're this Danish pop band that was popular for a vampire weekend back in 2003.

by DavidLaburglier February 14, 2008

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weekend vampire

(noun) - A teacher who, during last period on a friday, assigns a project or a shitload of homework due next monday, effectively killing any chances of having fun during the weekend.

David: Man this weekend is gonna be crazy! Ready to rock bro?

Bro: Nah man, my history teacher gave me a long ass project due monday.

David: Damn, sucks to be you!

Bro: Yeah, Mrs. Karla is a real weekend vampire!

by outlaw pr June 12, 2010

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