Skip to main content

valorant player

A type of gamer that has never touched grass nor touched a women in their life and 99.99% chance he never will. Plays Valorant for at least 12 hours a day even tho he hates the actual game almost as much as himself. He would rather be tortured to death than talk to a person he doesn't know.
"Son how is your CSGO career going?"
"Actually, I'm a valorant player now"
"You maidenless failure get out of my house"
by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022
mugGet the valorant player mug.

The Valorant

When you about to stick your dick inside of her and you scream "PREPARE FER HELLFIRE" and give her the fattest anal she has ever seen
by Proxivirus April 12, 2021
mugGet the The Valorant mug.

Valorant

Valorant is counter-strike and overwatch's accident.
"Hey brian wanna play valorant?"
by Zernaie April 9, 2020
mugGet the Valorant mug.

valorant accent

A valorant accent is the accent most of the incels on valorant use

They want to copy sinatraa

Its a low pitched slow-talking cancer way of talking
Random person *misses*

Jett with the valorant accent : "like please just get this nerd of my team"
by laptoplord March 10, 2022
mugGet the valorant accent mug.

Valorant accent

VALORANT Accent is an accent chronically online VALORANT players adopt after they surpass the rank of silver.

It often includes the words/phrases:
"Not even trolling"
"Bottom/top fragger"
"unlucky tbh"
"No shot"
"you're actually braindead kid"

And many more.
Person 1: "Bro this isn't good for you go outside"

VALORANT accent user: "oh my god bro ur actually throwing not even trolling."

Person 1: "You're failing all your classes bro, get your life back together"

VALORANT accent user: "No shot kid you're actually braindead. I'm just having a 20 game, after this I need to go home and stream to my kittens man"
by professionalxboxlivemomfucker November 23, 2022
mugGet the Valorant accent mug.

Valorant player

Valorant players are just a bunch of fat ass people who sits all day infront of the screen and they rarely leave their room to eat or to take a shower
Look at him is a valorant player, probably showered a week ago
by Adoniabith December 14, 2021
mugGet the Valorant player mug.

valorant

the game that you tell others you don't play anymore because you lied and said "uninstalling" after getting shot by a jett with an op 5 times in a row.
YOU: I'M UNINSTALLING VALORANT BRO OMG

others: ok srsly? jk don't care + didn't ask + ratio

you: yes
by blonkyy January 20, 2022
mugGet the valorant mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email