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you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?
by 1strule May 13, 2009
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by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011
Get the Steam Valving mug.A first person shooter (fps) by Ijji, who have released other games such as "Genesis", and "Huxley" (requires subscription).
It's free and fun, containing many modes and guns (though some use a gambling lottery system to receive them. The game has some hackers, but not as much as many of the other fps that can be found (such as Combat Arms).
It's free and fun, containing many modes and guns (though some use a gambling lottery system to receive them. The game has some hackers, but not as much as many of the other fps that can be found (such as Combat Arms).
Tom: Hey Joe whatcha playin' there?
Joe: Oh, its called Alliance of Valiant Arms. Wanna see?
Tom: LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO U NUBCAKE COMBAT ARMS FTWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Joe:Fine, go play FaggotArms
Joe: Oh, its called Alliance of Valiant Arms. Wanna see?
Tom: LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO U NUBCAKE COMBAT ARMS FTWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Joe:Fine, go play FaggotArms
by TheRevealeroftheTruth July 20, 2011
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by marysunshine August 12, 2007
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Get the Valiant Corps mug.valantis: a sweet,caring,sensitive guy that a girl world love to have. He is very charming and nice and he is very VERY attaractive. He's very protective when it comes to the people he loves. he can kick ass when he needs to but most of the time he can be the most wonderful guy you could ever meet.
Jamie: ....he hurt my feelings Valantis...
Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??
Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??
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