Vagurger

Any sandwich (or burger), typically healthy in nature, which, when consumed, makes you less of a man. ie. sprouting a vagina.

Kyle: Only one patty? If you keep eating those vagurgers, you'll sprout a vagina in no time!

by raccoonsuit December 30, 2007

Vagutt

A combination of vagina and butt. What is acquired when a woman's vagina is ripped to the anus.

Schmisten: Vavid and I were having rough intercourse last night...
Delsea and Wanielle (in unison): Did something happen?
Schmisten: Well, because of our intense romping, Vavid kind of created a vagutt.
Delsea: Ew. Was there blood?
Schmisten: Oh, there was a vaguttload.

by choods March 7, 2008

Vaguttload

an amount so excessive it could have only have been produced by two orifices

Bess: Boy do I have a huge headache today!
Pam: Why is that, Bess?
Bess: I drank a vaguttload of Franzia last night!

by choods March 7, 2008

vagunt

An individual who acts like a total vagina and cunt at the same time.

Dude, don't get mad at us because you were too much of a pussy to ask her out. You are such a vagunt.

by Bryon M. May 7, 2008

vagarticle

nasty airborne particles left over after getting it in with a skank puss.

Damn, bro. I can't believe I had sex with Tiphani last night. I've washed my clothes 3 times and still cant get rid of those vagarticles.

by G-Love October 24, 2012

Vaguterus

When everything is so painful that your vagina and uterus become one; essentially everything below your navel

No, my Vaguterus. Stop, ow, don't kick me in the Vaguterus.

by MichelleRocksU August 8, 2015

vagartist

A concept blend of vagina artist. One whose canvas is the vagina. Proper usage may include the medium of art. (e.g. tattoo vagartist: a tattooist who specializes in vagina tattoos may be considered a vagartist if they are very good at tattooing vaginas.) It is not limited to tattooists of course, one could be a sketch vagartist if you focused on sketching vaginas as your medium, and were very, very good at it.

Brittney: I'm going to see my vagartist latter to get vagazzled before my date!
Megan: That's just so awesome! I'm so sure Shane will just love it!

by Yagotta B. Kiddin November 28, 2013