Vaginitis

The disease of being a pussy

Tyler why are you being such a pussy?
Do you have vaginitis?

by Average Joe's October 13, 2010

Vaginity

When a girl finally loses her vagina-virginity after previously only having anal sex to technically remain a virgin.

"Now that Loren is getting married, I guess she's finally going to lose her vaginity."

"Yeah, and her ass can quit hurting all the time."

"Zing!"

by Maid of Honor February 4, 2010

vagunicorn

Vagunicorn is a vagina that sticks out like a unicorn horn:

Guy 1: God she looks like she has a boner.
Guy 2: She has a vagunicorn!

by vagunicorn12344 June 28, 2014

Vaginite

A person who is and or acts similar to a vagina. This person is also a little bitch and commits many acts of douche baggery.

That guy Michael Mclaughlin is most defiently a Vaginite.

by Wurm G.J August 20, 2006

Vaginitis

When a person breaks out in Sores that look like vaginas, they get more numerous until that person becomes just one big giant pussy.

Generally caught when a man acts so much like a pussy it causes him to catch the infections.

Dude, if he doesn't want to go one that Roller coaster he must have Vaginitis

by Southparkiscool August 26, 2009

vaginite

a vagina like rock formation

The cave was full of staglemites, and a single vaginite.

by bentrefler June 2, 2009

Granular Vaginitis

An Infantry term for sand in the pussy. Commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.

ORIGIN: I first heard this from a Command Sergeant Major at Camp Greaves Korea.

Captain addressing his troops: "Private Jones has an acute case of Granular Vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field."

by Currahee00 May 27, 2009