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Vagumach

When a person's gut hangs down so far, or there is a lot of fat in the bladder area, causing a Vagumach.
Trishelle: Why does her jeans go like that? It looks like she's preggerz!
Sarah: Trust me, she's not.
Trishelle: How do you know that's not an unborn fetus?
Sarah: Cause it's her Vagumach.
by Sarah McNasty February 19, 2009
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vagummick

A large area of fat (fat apron) that hangs off the fat of the stomach and rests above the pubic area (vagina and stomach = vagummick). Mostly found on females, but can be seen on some males as well.
The gynocologist had to lift the vagummick out of the way to begin the exam.
by chopper1 August 22, 2006
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Vagumache

When a girls vagina area and stomache cannot be differentiated. Also know foopah.
Damn, Nicks mom used to be fine but now she has a gut. Yeah she sure developed quite a vagumache, but I'd still hit it.
by Booooooooooooooooonk! May 9, 2010
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vajumich

A stomach that hangs over your vagina. Vajumich. Pronounced as: va-jum-ick
That vajumich is so huge.
by Caressa Snyder May 13, 2016
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vagimicosis

A guy being the Ulitmate pussy.
He's won't talk to that girl over there...it looks like he has a case of Vagimicosis.

He won't tell his girlfiend no he can't go to the art gallery...he has a case of vagimicosis

he is having an issue going to vegas with us cause of his girl...he has a case of vagimicosis.

etc, etc, etc
by mortgageman September 7, 2008
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vagumix

A nasty vagina that extends from the crotch area to the naval.
Damn son, she's got a vagumix that could stretch for miles.
by Ka5! June 13, 2007
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vagumach [va-ghum-ach]

where the stomach region of a female continues on to the vagina area thus having the appearance of an extra flab of skin.
Jeez look at the vagumach va-ghum-ach on that lady, she does not need to biggie size those fries!
by Jet Fresh March 15, 2010
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