vagitarian

A person who's diet consists of Hair Pie, Bearded Clams and Pink/Fish Tacos

by Rick September 2, 2003

vagitarian

One whose sexual diet consists exclusively of vagina. One who only eats "pussy". Can be heterosexual male or homosexual female.

Slang: "Vage" (rhymes with badge)

Sally: "Oh, I'm sorry Bob, you're really cute and all, but I'm a vagitarian."

Bob: "That's cool, I'm a vage too!"

by sloan14 March 22, 2005

Vagitopia

The PERFECT world, drempt of in the minds of all men. It includes only the male dreamer, and millions of hott, horny, willing young women attending to his every whim, and obeying his every command. It translates into the idea of "Heaven", where if you think you've found such a place, you're either dreaming, or dead.

Ralph- "Dude I had the best dream last night, where it was just me, and all these hott girls."

Leon- "Thats called Vagitopia dude, you can see it in you're dreams, but only live it if you're dead."

Ralph- "I could live THERE.....hhhmmm"......BBOOMM!!!!!!!

Leon- "What the fuck, Ralph just shot himself......smart man".......BBOOMM!!!!!

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

vagitarian

One who sups at the furry cup and does not like the taste of man flesh.

I asked her to eat my meat, but she turned out to be vagitarian.

by Rover May 1, 2003

vagitarian

A hetero sexual male or a lesbian. One who eats only vaginas.

He's not bi, he's a strict vagitarian.

by Thrakamazog May 15, 2003

vagitarian

one who eats only organic vagina.

sally doesn't like dick, she likes jane; she is a strict vagitarian.

by kristen renae July 7, 2003

Vagitarian

A man who only has sex with females.

Ever since I discovered squirters, I'm a bigger vagitarian than ever now.

by $hIti0T July 5, 2014