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Monthly Vagina Rage 

A super strain of the PMS infliction. Symptoms include: The ability to read minds in order to chew open a new asshole in response to a harmless comment you haven't even said yet, violent mood swings accompanied by lightning and thunder, and in general, a deep seated hatred for all things alive and breathing. Also known as MVR.
"Damn! Your girl is in a rage because you blinked?"
"Yeah man, she got that Monthly Vagina Rage!"

large mouthed vagina

a large or big mouthed vagina is a vagina that is larger and has bigger lips than usual
your mum has a large mouthed vagina, i know coz i was with her last night.

Get back to your mother's vagina 

whenever someone wants to tell you to "get back to the kitchen", you simply reply, "get back to your mother's vagina", ya pansy!
cunt: "get back to the kitchen"
woman who won't take shit from pansies any longer: "you get back to your mother's vagina..because that's where you came from, ya bitch!"

Your Mother's Cavernous Vagina

The long tunnel into the light that you call a vagina. See also, Hot Topic. And pink sock.
Dude, I went into your mother's cavernous vagina the other day and found these awesome pants!

monthly vaginal discharge 

That time of the month where your girls vagina vomits a blood sacrifice to the pagan gods