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vagenius

one who is a Connoisseur of vaginas, a master of vaginas
that man is a fucking vagenius
by trey d December 23, 2008
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vagenius

a insipid or idiotic action and/or statement, often resulting in witnesses' heads exploding as they cannot comprehend the sheer stupidity of the act. vagenius is all they can say to describe such a terror.
"Holy crap! That was fucking stupid! What fucking vagenius came up with that one? I hope she falls down a flight of stairs or at least gets sterilized to protect future generations as the world is not a safe place with such a vagenius walking around."
by Van Chancellor May 2, 2007
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VAGENIUS

A female genius, a woman smarter than all men, crushing the opposite sex with intelligence, common sense, and physical ability,. And life in general
That woman just wiped out her competition without even trying...
She is a vagenius.
by bellakota January 20, 2017
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vagenius

A guy who is amazing at giving a woman oral pleasure.
Wow, turns out that the guy I met last night is a TOTAL vagenius!
by catkicker mcpeeee October 4, 2010
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vagenius

One who is smarter than the average man because they have a vagina vs. one with a penis.
I had to show him how to program the remote because I am a vagenius.
by T~Mac April 21, 2011
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vagenius

anything from taco bell menu often times coinciding with a females anatomy part...
"This Cheesy Fiesta Vagenius is delicious! Yummmmmmmmmmy!"
by Van Chancellor May 2, 2007
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vagenius

something that stinks like rotten cabbage mixed with decaying fish and bloody fecal matter
"hey! scrub your vagenius! i'm suffocating from the hideously rancid smell!"
by Van Chancellor May 2, 2007
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