vageantry

Noun. The act of presenting an elaborately groomed and/or decorated vagina.

Britney Spears' lack of vageantry when exiting the limo is synonymous with her failing grace and poise as a young lady in the arts community.

by Mavis7897 June 6, 2011

Vaeda

If you ever meet a Vaeda here’s something you need to know... Vaeda is a kind and caring person and she will always go out of her way to make anybody feel happy. She will laugh with you and cry with you, she will do everything with you, except go to the bathroom... that would be weird....... She is the kind of person to always love and care for... I will never forget my best friend Vaeda.

Vaeda is the coolest most funniest person you will ever meet.

by Emma Maynard January 24, 2019

Vagenda

A series of tasks a woman carries out with her vagina in order to ensure the success of her plans. Also used by the fabulous Walter Bishop in FRINGE when he and his son discovered his son was sleeping with the alternate universe version of his love.

"It's all because of that temptress! She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell RIGHT into her vagenda." - Walter Bishop from FRINGE

by FloatingRadio December 4, 2010

Vaeda

She is the best thing that will ever happen to you (especially you you are boy). She makes you laugh, smile, and hard. She is a very amazing girlfriend. She can be very sweet but, if you get her mad, she will let you know she is is mad. You will never want to lose a Vaeda because she is very special. She will get easily attached to you, she would happily give you all of her love. She will always give you a chance even though, you have break her heart. I broke her heart she will still love you unconditionally. If she doesn't want you near her, she will happily let you know .

Guy 1: "WOW! Who is she. She is fucking hot!"
Guy 2: "Bro that is Vaeda. She is so beautiful!"
Guy 1:"She is mine!"

by Guy 1 is me. Guy 2 is March 3, 2019

tiktok user valedance07

this user gets spammed by group accs and is also a bula, (this is a tiktok star valedance07 with 700 and something followers)

hey have you seen tiktok user valedance07 's new tiktok?

No? why?
oh she got tons of comments from group accs again
damn silly vale

by rawrtoonxd April 12, 2021

vageasel

A women whose vagina resembles a weasel.

Anna has a vageasel, don't go near her.

by hottieon3rd November 3, 2010

Vagetarian

Instead of joining the health conscious vegetarian craze, a vagetarian dines on healthy portions of vagina. They feel that meat is an important part of one's daily nutritional intake, but eating box is a valuable source of nutrients which is often overlooked. A little muff diving never hurt anyone, so long as they bring their goggles.

Thomas became a vagetarian, in order to improve his lifestyle and increase his chances of receiving falatio.

by Mr. Fuel March 28, 2007