vacuum 

A device used to deprive someone of sleep and piss them off while simultaneously cleaning the house.

Parents using vacuum: WHIRRRRRRRRQOIWETHOIWGFHOIVARRRRRRRRRRR

Me (after 3 hours of sleep): Just shut the fuck up already!!!!

vacuum by Your goddamn conscience March 19, 2010

vacuum 

A cumming Spanish cow. 🇪🇸🐮Cuuuuuuuuuuum

Person 1 "Oh look at that vacuum in the field"

Person 2 "Why is there white stuff everywhere"

Vacuum "holamoooo"

vacuum by Eeeeemily March 24, 2016

Vacuum 

A "code word" for Oral Sex. Usually involving a male receiving oral sex from another male and/or female.

"Knapp gave John a Vacuum last night"
"I got a great vacuum last night"

Vacuum by German8235 October 18, 2011

Vacuum 

Women filled with cock in all three holes at the same time. During orgy, or Gangbang .

Vacuum meaning , All holes filled with cock meaning

In mouth
In vagina
In the butt

Vacuum by Romanblack69 January 21, 2018

Vacuum 

A very annoying and cocky utterly useless male. These individuals suck the life out of hardworking individuals and are generally privileged white males. Also see Fucktard.

Mike and Chris only got their promotions because they’re vacuums. They sure sucked up knowledge from the true project managers Liz and Erin.

Vacuum by OinkOinkWinkWink November 15, 2019

vacuum 

1. verb To ingest in excessive quantity and/or with excessive speed.
2. noun A relative, friend, or lover (especially a lover) who is known to decimate your supply of something precious (i.e. drugs or money).

1. What the fuck, Ben? We only made that salsa 20 minutes ago and you already vacuumed it all up!
2. You better believe I keep Cara in check about my tabs, cause homegirl is a vacuum.

vacuum by The Governor June 4, 2004

vacuum 

A vacuum is when a girl is giving you a blowjob and right before you cum you pull her head off your dick and turn her head sideways and cum in her ear and perform a Q-tip. Then you suck the cum out of her ear and spit it in her eyes.

Last night i gave the hooker a Q-tip and she didn't like it so i gave her a vacuum.

vacuum by Connor D February 8, 2008