vince 

the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he's tall, dark, and handsome (; he'll stay on the phone with you forever, sing to you when he's high, and throw rocks on your window till you sneak out. and i love it..!<3

Vince is so fine he make's gay boys consider being girls !

vince by aassddffgghhjjkkll;;'' May 12, 2009

Vince 

To jizz in an object, i.e. a toilet.

I Vinced My Pants.

Vince by apablabb May 9, 2011

Vince 

The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".

He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.

On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.

"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)

"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)

Vince by alex1010 May 21, 2009

Vince 

To do something in a half-ass quality or just don't do something at all and luck out.

"I dropped out of school because I only sleep during the day. The next week I won the lottery for billions of dollars.. I totally vinced life in general.

Vince by MadHatter123 October 16, 2008

Vince 

A manwhore who flirts with your girlfriend when you aren't around

"Look at the Vince, her boyfriend is at the bar and he is all over her."

Vince by Dr. Rip Vonpeniswrinkle August 1, 2009

vince 

the art of totally fucking up a relationship by breaking the guy code by saying stuff that should not be said

dude you totally vinced me out last night. now im off the sex wagon for a month

vince by forza May 15, 2007

vince 

To clog the bowl when smoking pot.

Your friend passes you the pipe and it's clearly clogged. You would exclaim "Dude! You just handed me a Vinced bowl!"

vince by *Captain Chaos* December 9, 2008