Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret: Lace in your ass-crack is uncomfortable.

Victoria's Secret must stay secret, or else she'll be poor.

by GAWII March 1, 2009

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is that she really buys her underwear from Walmart.

"Let's go buy some extremely overpriced g-strings at Victoria's Secret."

by lacey May 7, 2005

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is a popular retail store where women can buy all types of sexy underwear, bras, and other kinds of lingerie. Often overpriced, Victoria's Secret products are of high quality. Victoria's Secret Pink, an offshoot of the main company, is known for its cute and comfy clothes and underwear. Apparently, Victoria's Secret was started by a man- hence, Victoria's *Secret*.

Heidi: Hey let's go to the mall! I have a lot of money and I need new lingerie that's really pretty!
Miranda: Let's go to Victoria's Secret! They have the best stuff ever!!

by MissCaliBrownie April 9, 2010

Victoria's Secret

A secret store where you can go and be transformed into a bombshell beauty. Purchase required.

Wow, you look so...different!
"I know, I went to Victoria's Secret and suddenly I was sexy."

by Dropdeadgogo May 4, 2010

Victoria's Secret

the secret is victoria is a man

(barfing after reading0

by Chris February 24, 2005

Victoria's Melody

A special melody that's filled with emotion and meaning.

To play:

Acoustic guitar.
Standard Tuning.
Capo on 7th fret.
Am, G, E, C

Repeat until loved.

"Dude, Victoria's like amazing. I need a melody to play her."

"Play Victoria's Melody dude."

by totallynotaduck May 15, 2014

victoria's ass

something that's nowhere to be found

Have you found Victoria's ass yet? Nobody had been able to find it

by wackboi January 26, 2017