dinosaur veterinarian

a computer repair technician who is asked to fix or restore an old computer. The act of even requesting such a task is treated as an insult to the technician and labels you as cheap and or stupid.

vet- the reason you cant burn dvds is because you dont have a dvd burner... or nearly enough power to even play one... or download a movie... or surf the web. And the reason it wont turn on is that its ashamed to face a world that has left it so far behind.

cheap customer- how much to put that stuff on and fix it?

vet- buy a new computer im not a dinosaur veterinarian.

by darkbob August 29, 2010

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Veteranarian

The doctor for animals. Commonly known as a vet because the word veteranarian is just too damn long to say, and takes 30 years to learn how to spell. Vets can major is different groups of animals: Large, small, and exotic animal vets are the most widely known. However vets can also specialize in one type of animal i.e. an avian vet. To become a vet you have to be near brilliant and passionate about animals; and you have to be comfortable with animals biting, scratching, and trying to kill you.

Damn, my cat is sick again! I guess I'll have to go to a veteranarian so they can charge me $900 for who knows what.

by Vet to Be July 7, 2011

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vetinarian

Common but stupid mispronunciation of Veterinarian.

Man, I had such a shitty day today. My hamster Giggles escaped from his cage and ate a whole package of Pop Rocks. I had to take him to the Vetinarian but before I got there he exploded all over the dashboard of my new car. It wasn't cute.

by Nicholas Arnold May 22, 2008

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veterinarians dilema

Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. While your girlfriend is out, take a massive shit in the cat box. Hilarity ensues as she gathers a stool sample and rushes the poor little sick kitty off to the vet.

by talboo July 31, 2003

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Veteretarian

A person who eats sick pets and makes you feel guilty if you don't.

I went to a party last week, and almost everybody there was a veteretarian. The sushi appetizers tasted a bit strange, and then I noticed that the fish tank was empty.

by tangofred March 16, 2010