Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. While your girlfriend is out, take a massive shit in the cat box. Hilarity ensues as she gathers a stool sample and rushes the poor little sick kitty off to the vet.
by talboo July 31, 2003
Get the veterinarians dilema mug.A term that redditors call themselves in order to justify completely fake animal abuse claims and outright beat the shit out of OP mentally. The best way to piss of a veterinarian is to ask them for their license, which they will respond with a completely butthurt mental breakdown. Some veterinarians will accept that it’s not animal abuse, but others will continue screaming at you until you take brazil to them.
“I am a veterinarian and I am beyond disgusted that your porn featured a dog in it.” example 1 (found on Pornhub)
“YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU FOR BATHING YOUR CAT IN WATER! I DON’T EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF!”- example 2 (pissed off and childish veterinarian)
“You know that this is actual animal abuse. Never before in my entire life have I seen anything so disgusting and dreadful. This might be the most gruesome image I’ve ever seen”- Example 3 (butthurt veterinarian on a picture of a stupid looking hairless kitten)
“YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU FOR BATHING YOUR CAT IN WATER! I DON’T EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF!”- example 2 (pissed off and childish veterinarian)
“You know that this is actual animal abuse. Never before in my entire life have I seen anything so disgusting and dreadful. This might be the most gruesome image I’ve ever seen”- Example 3 (butthurt veterinarian on a picture of a stupid looking hairless kitten)
by Bambianca December 19, 2021
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