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Velveteen mafia

A subspecies of the entertainment industry's velvet mafia, the Velveteen mafia is comprised of the many gay men (and the occasional lesbian) who work in the field of children's book publishing.

Though not formally organized, these editors, authors, illustrators, art directors, publishers, etc. do tend to huddle together at industry events (making quite the splash) and are known for their wit, style, and general panache around the office...and around town. They are highly influential.

An obvious (and brilliant) mash-up of author Stephen Gaines' term "the velvet mafia" (which he used to describe the in-crowd of Studio 54's heyday) and the title of Margery Williams' classic 1922 children's book, "The Velveteen Rabbit."
Do any straight men work in kids books or are they really all part of the Velveteen mafia?

The Velveteen mafia does not bat for my team, damn it!
by Oliver Buttons January 1, 2008
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Velveteen Rub

Giving oral sex without your dentures in; using your gums
She gave him a velveteen rub, and he immediately left his wife.
by UrbanUser80 October 18, 2018
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black velveteen

by MisUsed April 5, 2007
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velveteen rub

founded in the movie soul men.

when a old lady gives a blow job without out any teeth.
i got a velveteen rub by my girls mom.

i was at a party last night, and i got a velveteen rub by my homeboys grandma and i liked it.

dude the old lady that lives in front of me gave me an orgasm when she gave me a velveteen rub.
by Lil Natural High September 9, 2009
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Velveteen Rabbit

A sexual act originating in late 19th century England. Bunny ears are formed with the first 2 fingers of the hand. The index finger is then inserted in the sexual partner's rectum while the tip of the middle finger strokes the chode/chode hair.
I gave your mom the old "velveteen rabbit" last night.
by CR_Gus July 31, 2009
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black velveteen

That black velveteen sure is an ugly ass hoe.
by R1c0 Su4V3 January 19, 2004
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velvetteen

It is native version of a velvette it has huge red horns, a wagging tail, a big but and a huge face.
A velvetteen is normally found dwelling in rusty old caves under the sea, there main food is human hearts that they rip out of unserspecting prey with there sharp claws
Bert: wait is that a velvetteen
Cherry: yeah I think it is. Run!!!!!!
by 123456789jedi dingus12345689 February 13, 2021
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