Velcro

When your beard sticks to a shaved minge during the act of foreplay.

Hey Steve , I went down on my girlfriend last night, and my beard stuck to her fanny like velcro.

Fanny minge sex

by Fanny Licker 69 June 3, 2016

velcro

A tool used to hold back Vaginal lips that are so large, they interferer with sexual intercourse.

This woman needs some velcro, its like elephant ears on steroids down there.

by Neil009 March 14, 2011

velcro

a word used to describe a poodle or any other unattractive tiny mutt

John loved his lap dog even though the whole neighborhood thought it was annoying and resembled velcro.

by Dmunsey November 3, 2003

velcro

A person who is always looking for loop holes, similar to the manner that one side of velcro clings to the loops of the other side.

Guy A: Man, your just like velcro, always looking for loopholes!

by Gupta789 January 11, 2008

velcro

something that's so great it sticks in your mind like a piece of velcro.

DJ Danger Mouse's Grey Album is so sick it's velcro.

by deprimer August 8, 2004

Velcro

The act of placing your nuts inside a the mouth of a man packing a well developed beard. The contrast between your nut hairs and his beard creates a velcro effect as your nut hair get lost in his face ones.

Hey Matt, why don't you Velcro me? You round hairy man!

by CallMeCinnamonOrFridayNight April 19, 2017

Velcro

A guys under an acceptable dating age. The opposite of a cougar.

I try to stop Kim from making out with Velcros at the bar down the shore, but she can't keep her hands off younger men.

Kim thought he had perfect eyesight. She didn't realize 2020 was his graduating year. She fell for a velcro.

by Steam shower willow July 3, 2017