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engine. known to whoop ricer ass box stock. typically found in anything worth having except ford rangers and some bronco IIS. has 8 cylinders arranged in a V. tends to make anywhere from 300FT LBs of TORQUE to beyond any dyno's ability to count and from about 305HP to 5000HP. sometimes comes with a device called a carberetor, this replaces the fuel injectors, fuel rail, ECU and the EFI unit. this device is simple, see carberetor for operation and description. often able to take shitloads of boost without blowing up and occasionally will do kickass burnouts when one dumps the clutch at idle. can usually be singled out by the distinct rumble produced at idle, THIS equals power, not the sound of someone attempting to shit thru a coffee can.
HEY SHITHEAD, MY HEADLIGHTS TAKE MORE TORQUE THAN THAT THING MAKES! o and BTW, lose the fart can, it makes u sound even stupider
V8 by 379 May 13, 2005
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{alternatively, V-8}(vee-eight): To bonk somebody in the forehead with the heel of your palm. Could possibly be used in the context where one made the obviously worse of 2 choices, or forgot to do something. It expresses similar elements to facepalm.
"I could've had a V8!" *bonk*

"I'm going to V-8 you if you open that spam e-mail."

"Oh...I should have turned the water off before the pool overflowed!" *V8*
V8 by Xaxio October 12, 2008
the engine i have in my GMC pickup. always dominates over rice. has the ability to make incredible horsepower.
There is no replacement for Displacement
v8 by draxxus July 28, 2003
v8 by brad June 12, 2003
when one sticks four fingers up a girls ass and four in her cunt and makes a v with there fingers
ow v8 in my ass holy shit.
v8 by Nick burns February 13, 2008
A big engine that people with little dicks praise.
Import guy; hey by any chance did you happen to catch a glimpse of my s5 taillights? (rx7)

Muscle guy; nah man you whizzed by. man I wish i had a lighter car, maybe then my v8 would accomplish something,

Import guy; so hows the misses?

Muscle guy; ehhh she's not satisfied anymore

Import guy, perhaps you should stop over compensating.
V8 by RegretxX September 19, 2009