Post-Masturbatorial Urination

The piss most men take directly after masturbating (and orgasming) that hardly ever gets in the bowl, no matter how hard you try. It may splash against the walls, get on your clothing, all over the floor around the toilet, and the toilet seat, but rarely the actual toilet bowl.

Guy1: Dude, I just masturbated
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with toilet paper.

by Anusfist69 December 9, 2008

Urination Congregation

The act of two or more girls going to the bathroom at the same time.

Ashley- Sara I have to go pee come with me!
Sara- okay!
Ryan- There they go again, damn that urination congregation.

by Dan Delli Bovi February 12, 2009

Urination Coronation

The act of peeing in a circle on someone's head, usually as the result of bullying.

Big Al gave Tucker a urination coronation because he refused to give up his lunch money.

by levahan December 7, 2009

urination dance

The urineation dance is an action performed when one must urinate badly. It is conducted by placing your legs together to seal off and prevent premature urination.

The urination dance is the opposite of the rain dance. It's objective is to prevent water from falling.

by Albert January 6, 2005

urinationalist

An advocate of or believer in both nationalism and golden showers.

*See also: Donald Trump, watersports, golden shower

Trump's presidency will surely lead to a steady stream of followers to the urinationalist right.

by +ApN+ January 17, 2017

donation to the urination station

just a fun way of saying ya gotta use the bathroom

My compliments to the chef... now if you'd excuse me, I have to go make a donation to the urination station.

by Brian Walking July 24, 2006

urination sensation in my lower quadration

a tingling sensation, to have to urinate an urge to urinate.

damn i have a urination sensation in my lower quadration.

by brad prie December 11, 2006