i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

urbandictionary

A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have.

"Damn, that chick rejected me...what do I do now?

...

I know! I'll go on urbandictionary and give words fake sexual meanings! That'll help my self-esteem!"

by Torr Coolguy November 1, 2006

urbandictionary

A site where people go on to search words, even if they know what they mean, just to see what it says.

I went on urbandictionary and searched urbandictionary even though I obviously already know what it means!

by weeeeeee November 1, 2006

urbandictionary

Supposed to me a user-inputed dictionary for words. However, has become a mindless forum of jokes, view-points, sex, and basically anything but the real definition of a word.

"I typed in the word 'shark' in UrbanDictionary."
"What is it?"
"Apparently a way to have sex."
"Hmph, I always thought it was a sea creature."

by To be November 1, 2006

urbandictionary

A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line

Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.

by Dan December 8, 2004

urbandictionary moderator

dumbasses who will not approve of your urbandictionary definitions. If you are reading this that means lazy ass fucktards actually got the message and accepted one

urbandictionary moderator is a synonym for retarded

by et_09 May 17, 2011

UrbanDictionary's SHARE THIS

The worst implementation of a SHARE feature.
It can be found under every single definition for the word BUT it only shares the top definition!!
Obviously if there are multiple definitions in a close race for the top spot you may like one of the other definitions but no matter which SHARE THIS link you click it shares the 'winning' definition.

UrbanDictionary's SHARE THIS option is the Epic Fail of Social Networking Sharing known to mankind!

by ß☼☼ߣŎ€Ð November 26, 2010