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Urban Manatee

An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.
Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.

Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.
by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011
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urba man

i let the urba man eavesdrop, i got my riches from Africa #Nasty C ft Davido song
urba man #coolest kid in Africa nasty c ft davido
by Kun 2CB May 15, 2017
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something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
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Mr. Urbanman

A gigachad who has proven to be based
Mr. Urbanman is a chad
by Businessmanofbusiness April 20, 2022
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Mr. Urbanman

a fucking Gigachad made V1nce definition also i got asked to do this so…thanks
“ Mr. Urbanman is a chad
by mr.IhaveYourIp April 21, 2022
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Mr. Urbanman

A fucking giga chad who gets all the bitches and has balls of steel.
Yo Mr. Urbanman, can you tell me what it feels like to not be a virgin?
by adumbassidiot April 30, 2022
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klepto-urbanmaniac

One who has an irresistible urge to steal other's quirky sayings and adds them to the Urban Dictionary.
Tempest is a klepto-urbanmaniac because she steals peoples words and claims it as her own.

Kleptourbanmania: (from Greek: κλέπτειν, kleptein, "to steal", Urban \u-r ban, ur- ban\ is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "from the city". and μανία, "mania")
by aaron1 feiriy July 11, 2010
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