The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed "Urectum" in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.
Uranus is a dark, gassy, and mysterious place
There are many rings around Uranus
If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half
There are many rings around Uranus
If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half
by rtv0587 May 10, 2011
Get the Uranusmug. Why would you not want to work next to a queer astronomer?
Because he would always be looking at Uranus!
Because he would always be looking at Uranus!
by Nickel Man is no queer. March 18, 2011
Get the Uranusmug. by The smarter, more knowledgeable citizen of America June 25, 2003
Get the Uranusmug. Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?
by mavros May 10, 2006
Get the Uranusmug. 1. A Greek god whom was castrated by his son, Cronos, at the order of his mother, Gaia (who was also the mother of Uranus), whom was forced to endure the sheer pain of her ugly children being pushed back into the womb at the moment of their birth by Uranus. Word.
2. A verb referring to the actions of the person described above
3. A now obsolete term referring to a planet in the Terran solar system; now superseded by "Urrectum".
2. A verb referring to the actions of the person described above
3. A now obsolete term referring to a planet in the Terran solar system; now superseded by "Urrectum".
Heh, those kids and their "abortions". Why, in my day, we just uranused them back in and let them suffocate!
by Armendane December 12, 2008
Get the Uranusmug. kid 1: Uranus is HUGE!!!!!!
Other kids: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kid 2: Uranus orbits the sun!
Other kids: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kid 3: Uranus is SUPER gassy!
other kids: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Other kids: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kid 2: Uranus orbits the sun!
Other kids: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kid 3: Uranus is SUPER gassy!
other kids: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
by moistpanty May 28, 2018
Get the Uranusmug. -Bro Uranus is HUGE!
-Earth can fit into Uranus 63 times. 64 if you relax.
-The Hubble telescope just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus
-Earth can fit into Uranus 63 times. 64 if you relax.
-The Hubble telescope just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus
by big ole pp March 05, 2020
Get the Uranusmug.