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Upperdecking

This one takes practice. This maneuver requires a toilet with a tank above it, like the ones in most homes. Instead of crapping in the bowl, you shit in the tank. Now don't flush. When the following victim flushes, the rancid waste fills the bowl. If you play your cards right, it may ferment. Great prank for those lame partys.
"I gave that toilet a nice upperdecking, Just wait till she comes outta there"
by CharlesVA August 5, 2006
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A vengeful act of defacating in the tank of a toilet so as to odorize the bathroom with every flush for weeks until found. This is usually done at parties where you don't like the host/hostess.
"everytime I flush the toilet my bathroom wreaks, someone must have left an upperdecker, when I said the parties over go home..OH man! they did."
by troy garner September 21, 2005
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Upperdecker Double Blumpkin

A man takes the upper-back of the toilet off and sits on it. A woman gives him a blowjob as he takes a crap in the back of the toilet. After crapping and the blow job is done, he puts the lid back on the toilet.

An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.
“I was over Al’s house and I upperdecker double blumpkin’d his toilet. That thing was flowing brown all day”
by Stephen Roche September 21, 2019
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Upperkick

The unholy bastard brother of the uppercut, the upperkick involves taking the heel of the foot and bashing it against someone's chin, much like the uppercut.

Works best on little children who walk in the way of a breakdance competition inside of a subway because the mother of the child is stupid enough to take her eyes off of her child.
"Dude, did you see that dude breakdancing?"
"Yeah, the upperkick was priceless.
by Obvious troll is obvious August 3, 2009
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UberDick

"I just got UberDick last night on the way home from the club"
by The Black House July 21, 2017
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Upperdecking

Using the restroom, going number one or two in the water tank of a fellow man's toilet. when he flushes the pee or shit flows out.
The other night we were upperdecking, it was funny as shit.
by douchebagness May 16, 2007
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When you shit in someone’s toilet tank. To pull one at a lame party, first eat everything there that doesn’t agree with you. Then go into the bathroom, remove the lid from the toilet, squat over the tank, and release the explosive diarrhea that has surely built up by now. When you are finished, the water in the tank should be brown, and have dozens of lumps of shit in it. Then wipe your ass, putting the used toilet paper in the tank, replace the lid, and leave the party, or stick around to watch the fireworks.
This party is dumb, i’m gonna drop a mad upperdecker on this place.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020
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