undick

To fix a dick move.

I need to undick my parking job in the parking lot.

by NoFrillsSally May 3, 2017

Up-dick

When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.

“When I’m hard my dick basically looks at me, I must have Up-dick.”

by IYKYK.. Hi friends September 25, 2020

wake up dick

This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.

Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.

by Versatile337 January 11, 2009

undickable

Something which is not doable or hard to accomplish, hard to understand...

This form is completely undickable - I can not understand one sentence...

by Stephanie37 February 16, 2009

Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

by Erik October 6, 2003

Upduck

Something you say to someone while pointing underneath you're eye, so in return they say 'What's upduck?'

Mike: Hey dude, you got some Upduck on your eye
Chad: What's upduck?

by Doedsfald July 19, 2009

Updike

v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.

I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.

by Tom Zappacosta October 2, 2003